Confusing English 101(jokes)

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1. If Fed Ex and ups were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil comefrom?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to m ake terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
Several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians
eat?? Humans ???

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???
Get Back to work!

[andr66]

That's really funny!But the last one is the best!!!

[cutiejoe]

wow.nice set of jokes.

[cool12dude]

I can't understood many jokes. some is nice

[mukesh2702]

Nice joke,specially the 10th and the 11th one.
so funny

[addison2015]

NIce jokes carry on

[nelson102]

really some of the nice jokes,i liked the 5 th one joke ,its really so funny.Where did you heard this joke?

[whiteberry]

haha! funny jokes and really confusing. I like the 8th and 10th joke. Where did you get these?

[earnfromnet]

Wow A Good Piece Of Jokes, They Are Cool, How Did U Get Them, Post More Jokes They Are Cool